my mood is horrible right now.

“Again, although the assult rifle is not ideal for defence against the living dead, a member of the AK-47 family will be your best bet.”
-The Zombie Survival Guide
dear god
There is no page 45… .
“I just… I just think you’re the most amazing girl I’ve ever met.”
((oowiefjri if someone says this to me EXPECT GROSS SOBBING.))
Jack dumped Ivy unceremoniously on the bed and threw the bolt on the door.
((Well!))
“I’m pregnant,” she said.
(Source: your-savior-amon)
I see nothing in your eyes
And the more I see the less I like
Is it over yet?
In my head
I know nothing of your kind
And I won’t reveal your evil mind
Is it over yet?
I can’t wait
So sacrifice yourself and let me have what’s left
I know that I can find the fire in your eyes
I’m going all the way, get away, please
You take the breath right out of me
And left a hole where my heart should be
You gotta fight just to make it through
‘Cause I will be the death of you
Duly noted, good sir.
Once again, my apologies. I’ve heard quite a bit about Elena around town and it seems like you’re as good of a brother as you are a friend. She’s lucky to have such a caring sibling.

She’s the only family I have anymore. Everyone else is dead, so I’m gonna protect her with my life. Even if she hates it.
(Source: gilbert-jeremy)
You and I are going to get along just fine. As long as you treat her right, we honestly won’t have an issue.
/Nods softly./ My apologies as well. How did you lose her? …If you don’t mind me asking.
Same goes for you with Megan. She’s young and falls easily, loves fully. You mentioned having Damon’s temper earlier. Mine?.. Damon can tell you what happens when I get upset relating to Megan.

*glances down a moment, eyes squinting* Car accident. My parents were on their way home after picking up my sister up from a party when their car when over Wickery Bridge. Stefan saved Elena, but he couldn’t save my parents.. Three years ago yesterday.
(Source: gilbert-jeremy)
I’ll let you take a few free hits if I ever did. She’s the closest thing to a mother that I’ve had given mine died at a young age.
Dude, if you tried to put the moves on my girlfriend, I wouldn’t need your permission to rearrange your face.

And, ah.. I’m sorry about your mom. I lost mine just a few years ago.
(Source: gilbert-jeremy)
And you will always have me and our love in your life, Katherine. I can’t even begin to explain how much I need you and love you. You are everything. It’s as simple as that.
Considering what she’s been through with Damon and Stefan, I bet. I can promise you I’m no where near wanting or thinking about making any sort of romantic move on Miss Katherine.

I do appreciate that, Dante, though even if you did try something, it wouldn’t work.
(Source: gilbert-jeremy)
